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[Jeron [SharpSh00tah]]

Oral sex is illegal.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

it is illegal to sing in a public area while attired by a swimsuit

...It is illegal to sell your children (hehe)

Its illegal to have sexual relationships with a porcupine

The molestation of trash cans is banned (lol rly?)

[Sp1nn3y]

Lol i'd be in prison with all of the showers i take.. and tit kissing.. aha i love dumb laws.. Georgia has some dumb ones as well..

# You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.[damn rednecks]
# No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Atlanta
# One man may not be on another man's back.

In my county lol
Acworth
# All citizens must own a rake.

[Kinky]

Here in england its legal to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow as long as you have one foot in each country .....why must they make it so difficult........

[mbsurfer]

You can still beat your wife here on the city's court house steps on Sundays. 
And It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in here (South Carolina) too.

[Proxie]

Indiana:

• Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
• Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
• Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
• A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

also: http://forums.goldeneyesource.net/index.php/topic,5204.0.html

[Jeron [SharpSh00tah]]

Indiana:

• A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

Woa, really!?!? Thats a nasty charge! Immagine if you got pulled over for that! Its like "Officer, we just left the pool!"

Havent seen that thread... Either way, mine is better!

BTW, Vermont: It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Arkansas: you cant beat your wife with a belt thicker than 1''

[Sergeant Kelly]

The sad thing is that these are probably here because somebody has done this stuff before.

"Aw man, who tied the giraffe to the telephone pole again!"

[jjmusicnotes]

Maine:

After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

You may not step out of a plane in flight.

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.



The last one is my favorite.

[little 00]

Ether way who has the better thread that is the readers opinion but there is still       FACEPALM     

http://forums.goldeneyesource.net/index.php/topic,5204.0.html

the second post   

[Kratos]

Dana Point, California

"One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open."

COMEONE! you have to atleast have some exhaust. Imagine taking a shit and theres no windows or any ventilation. Stupid ass law.

[major]

COMEONE! you have to atleast have some exhaust. Imagine taking a shit and theres no windows or any ventilation. Stupid ass law.

Welcome to my house.

[Proxie]

oh you.

[Jeron [SharpSh00tah]]

"Oral Sex is illegal."

~Looks like we're all guilty then since I blew you all. lolololololololol

Haha Crypto, your in FL?

[VC]

Your in Florida two, its a place to happily live in.

[Jeron [SharpSh00tah]]

Haha yes, but don't come around for Round 2, suga.

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haha a male callin me suga, awesomeeeee /sarcasm jkkjk