Topic: Florida State Law. (Read 11632 times)

Jeron [SharpSh00tah] · « **on:** September 14, 2010, 02:54:53 am »

Oral sex is illegal.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

it is illegal to sing in a public area while attired by a swimsuit

...It is illegal to sell your children (hehe)

Its illegal to have sexual relationships with a porcupine

The molestation of trash cans is banned (lol rly?)

Sp1nn3y · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2010, 03:12:27 am »

Lol i'd be in prison with all of the showers i take.. and tit kissing.. aha i love dumb laws.. Georgia has some dumb ones as well..

# You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.[damn rednecks]
# No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Atlanta
# One man may not be on another man's back.

In my county lol
Acworth
# All citizens must own a rake.

Kinky · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2010, 03:13:59 am »

Here in england its legal to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow as long as you have one foot in each country .....why must they make it so difficult........

mbsurfer · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2010, 03:18:13 am »

You can still beat your wife here on the city's court house steps on Sundays.
And It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in here (South Carolina) too.

Proxie · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2010, 03:28:18 am »

Indiana:

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

also: http://forums.goldeneyesource.net/index.php/topic,5204.0.html

Jeron [SharpSh00tah] · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2010, 03:54:02 am »

Quote from: Proxie on September 14, 2010, 03:28:18 am

Indiana:
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

Woa, really!?!? Thats a nasty charge! Immagine if you got pulled over for that! Its like "Officer, we just left the pool!"

Havent seen that thread... Either way, mine is better!

BTW, Vermont: It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Arkansas: you cant beat your wife with a belt thicker than 1''

Sergeant Kelly · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2010, 06:41:45 pm »

The sad thing is that these are probably here because somebody has done this stuff before.

"Aw man, who tied the giraffe to the telephone pole again!"

jjmusicnotes · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2010, 12:46:53 am »

Maine:

After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

You may not step out of a plane in flight.

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

The last one is my favorite.

little 00 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2010, 01:23:07 am »

Ether way who has the better thread that is the readers opinion but there is still

FACEPALM

http://forums.goldeneyesource.net/index.php/topic,5204.0.html

the second post

Kratos · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2010, 02:50:50 am »

Dana Point, California

"One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open."

COMEONE! you have to atleast have some exhaust. Imagine taking a shit and theres no windows or any ventilation. Stupid ass law.

major · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2010, 03:13:03 am »

Quote from: osaeed2k9 on September 15, 2010, 02:50:50 am

COMEONE! you have to atleast have some exhaust. Imagine taking a shit and theres no windows or any ventilation. Stupid ass law.

Welcome to my house.

Proxie · « **Reply #11 on:** September 18, 2010, 03:56:20 am »

oh you.

Jeron [SharpSh00tah] · « **Reply #12 on:** September 18, 2010, 04:47:32 am »

Quote from: WNxCrypto on September 18, 2010, 03:25:44 am

"Oral Sex is illegal."

~Looks like we're all guilty then since I blew you all. lolololololololol

Haha Crypto, your in FL?

VC · « **Reply #13 on:** September 18, 2010, 01:15:34 pm »

Your in Florida two, its a place to happily live in.

Jeron [SharpSh00tah] · « **Reply #14 on:** September 19, 2010, 12:29:35 am »

Quote from: WNxCrypto on September 18, 2010, 04:52:02 am

Haha yes, but don't come around for Round 2, suga.

'

haha a male callin me suga, awesomeeeee /sarcasm

jkkjk

ShadowEx · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2010, 02:26:22 pm »

Here are some great laws from Idaho

-Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.

-If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

-Dirt may not be swept from one�s house into the street.

-Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.

-Persons may not camp out on sidewalks in the city.

Guess I will be breaking the law on the last one, when the iPad 2.0 comes out.

jjmusicnotes · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:26:30 pm »

Quote from: ShadowEx on September 21, 2010, 02:26:22 pm

flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

Lawl. I wonder how they came up with that one:

"Frank, how long does it normally take you and Diane?"

"On a good night, about three minutes if I take my time."

I'd really like to hear the stories behind why some of the laws were created.

Rodney 1.666 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2010, 08:09:13 pm »

I've concluded that they couldn't have been taking things too seriously at the time of any of these.

Jeron [SharpSh00tah] · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2010, 09:54:57 pm »

Quote from: Rodney 1.666 on September 21, 2010, 08:09:13 pm

I've concluded that they couldn't have been taking things too seriously at the time of any of these.

IDK man, beating your wife with a belt thicker than an inch is pretty serious!

GoldenEye: Source Forums

News:

Author Topic: Florida State Law. (Read 11632 times)

jjmusicnotes

jjmusicnotes