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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2008, 11:16:58 pm »
I came up with a couple more myself.

A baguette gets thrown like a spear, impaling someone. "Watch the carbs."

A car explodes. "These gas prices are murder."

A guy gets electrocuted. "I have a shocking personality."

Another guy gets electrocuted. "How's that for a current event?"

A vampire gets shot with a garlic laced bullet.  "Hold the garlic."



I also plan on having a banana thrown in slow motion while on fire.
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2008, 01:17:00 am »
After kicking someone's behind quite brutally:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta... (dramatic pause) ass..."
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2008, 06:24:48 am »
Quote from: basstronix on October 28, 2008, 11:16:58 pm

Another guy gets electrocuted. "How's that for a current event?"

This needs to be delivered from a Cable News anchor
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2008, 07:11:51 pm »
Someone dressed as Jean Luc Picard : "TEA. EARL GREY." -- *throws hot tea all over someone* -- "HOT."
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2008, 08:30:44 pm »
Bad guy is walking backwards and trips on a beaver.  star say "Damn, that's one angry beaver"
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2008, 10:45:49 pm »
*attacks a group of henchmen with a hammer*

"Shouldn't you guys not be getting hammered at work?"


Don't think this one has been changed too much If I can remember.
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2009, 05:04:13 am »
(All taken from The Running Man)

<Buzzsaw (chainsaw guy) and Arnold fight, Arnold turns the chainsaw on Buzzsaw. A girl asks him what happened to Buzzsaw.>

"He had to split."

<Arnold fights a dude with a flame thrower, and cracks his gas tank, leading to the weilder's immolation.>

"Don't be such a hot head."

That's all I remember.
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2009, 03:55:39 am »
if everyone in the world was a suicide bomber we would all be dead

MOAR SMOAL
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2009, 04:13:34 am »
"You don't understand? Do I have to rite it on my dick and f*** it into you?"
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2009, 04:40:08 am »
"I'M FUCKING MY HAND"

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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2009, 05:10:21 am »
"I'll rip your head off and piss down your neck"

original: "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

"Yahooooo Motherfuckers"
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2009, 06:03:35 am »
Quote from: WatchMyTrace on February 10, 2009, 04:13:34 am
"You don't understand? Do I have to rite it on my dick and f*** it into you?"

WIN!
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2009, 06:05:40 am »
HAHA glad you like it but i have to give credit for that one to my boss, i could literally fill this thread with the shit that comes out of his mouth
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2009, 11:13:11 am »
did your mother have any children that lived?
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Re: Give me your one-liners
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2009, 08:48:03 pm »
Owls in duffle coats.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have stay on my toes.

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