dear players, here´s the story:
it was a normal day in the funhouse. scaramanga was killed by james bond years ago. his grave was placed in the control room
his house was empty since then, only old memories spooked in the rooms.
I was on my way to toilet, but suddenly I heard a noise from somehwere. I zipped up and thought: what the hell...?
then a shadow scurried around the golden doors..it seemed like
dear god, BOTS have entered the funhouse! it was ROBOT VALENTIN, created to waste my life!
now he was everywhere! I had to kill him...him and his fat family!
I followed his fat trace and I discovered he lived in the women´s toilet in order to spread his damn powder, this maniac!
I had to hunt him down like a pig
and then I slaughtered him in the cinema lounge
but it was too late: he already told his sick BOT friends that the drinks in the funhouse were for free. I screamed: damn you all to hell!
I castrated their balls of steel
I erased their face
but then: three new valentins..and a dancing mishkin! that was enough for me...
...I had to grab the big weapons and I started to smoke out the rats!
but then some fucker came along and gave me a bullet. I was injured and lay on the dirty carpet. I heard him laughin, then he ran away. some important things came to my mind...
...my best friend...
...an old joke...
...my favourite bottle of wine...
...and a beautiful lady.
but I survived the mean assassination and rest in the hospital now. and I hope you´ll spread this little story and take your chance to fight against the bots in the funhouse...
SOON!
thank you for your patience