(I am currently living in Maine, and in the summertime I work in a grocery store, and I'm currently sweeping the floor when a guy comes up to me.)
Customer: Hey! Can you keep a secret?
Me: What's on your mind?
Customer: Yeah, you look like the type of guy who won't make me look like an idiot.
Me: Well, how can I help you?
Customer: I got a reeaallllyyy stupid question for yah... (at this point he leans in to about 1 inch from my face) What's a lobster roll? I mean, I'm from New York and I've had lobster and all, but I don't know what a lobster roll is.
Me: Well, it's a roll...with lobster in it. (gives me a look like "really?" I laugh,) We can take you right over to the deli and get you one. (So we head over.)
Me: Toni (a coworker) can we hook this guy up with a lobster roll?
Toni: Sure thing! (gestures to customer) Does you want lettuce?
(customer looks at me)
Customer: Do I want lettuce?
Me: Do you like lettuce?
Customer: Not particularly.
Me: Then you don't have to have lettuce.
Customer: Oh, ok! Thanks for you help!
Me: No problem; any time.