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[terps4life90]

Door to Fucking door salesmen !!! I just encountered one today. I had just pulled into my driveway coming home from the store. Within 2 seconds this assorted asswipe starts barking at me. I slowly turned around and to my surprise I saw a clip board in his hand and i was like "fuck me its one of those guys". So i hurried to grab my groceries out of the car and booked into my house. Of course not a millisecond later "DING FUCKIN DONG" my doorbell goes off. I walk down my stairs and opened the door. I look at this fellow and kindly said "did you not see me run inside to avoid talking to you?" He had a flustered look on his face. I then said "i work 12 hours a day, what makes you think i want to come home and talk to you?" I have no interest in your shitty magazine selection, he then starts casing my house and says to me "oh look here you drive a Mercedes and a Lexus...i am sure you have the money for one magazine subscription. My face got bold, I looked straight at him and said do not case my house, you want to know why and how i have nice things...It is because I busted my ass to get where i am today. With that being said i bid you a good day, and SLAMMED the door as hard as i could. I mean jesus christ, people do not wanna be bugged as soon as they walk into there house after a long day of work. Same thing goes with telemarketers, as soon as you seat down to eat dinner (RIIINNGGGG), would you like to buy this piece of shit? then you tell them your busy and you hangup, then they call 5 minutes later. I would just like to punch them. I kindly tell them off every chance i get.

[Proxie]

>implying an autistic virgin manbaby like you has any of those things. Or works

Nice try goober.

[terps4life90]

wanna see a picture?

[Kratos]

>implying an autistic virgin manbaby like you has any of those things. Or works

Nice try goober.

From now on, I will use the term goober in all of my posts instead of cursing

[Ruone Delacroix]

Yeah, door to door salespeople are annoying as hell. But I think something more annoying would be telemarketing calls to your cell phone due to having a local number. You know what makes that even better? Election years. No, Fred Upton, I don't want to have a "chat" with you.

I would, on the other hand, love a date with your niece.

[Rodney 1.666]

*answers cell*

"Please hold; an agent will be with you shortly."

And they never came...


...and I got that call ~20 more times.

[Kratos]

*answers cell*

"Please hold; an agent will be with you shortly."

And they never came...


...and I got that call ~20 more times.

Then you need this

http://lifehacker.com/5587956/lucyphone-waits-on-hold-for-you-saves-you-time-and-minutes

[Rodney 1.666]

Not an option. :/

[Ruone Delacroix]

wanna see a picture?

To be honest, yes. I would like to see a picture.

[terps4life90]

Ok babe

[Mangley]

Roger Moore, .

[CCsaint10]

LOL, so perfect haha

[Proxie]

[Kratos]

Roger Moore, .

+1 and creepy!

[terps4life90]

LOL what has happened to this thread 0_____o hahaha.