Funny as hell
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
Well kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
Well brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we
We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
Well cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee
And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
Well take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we
With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
Well shoot you in the face with glee
Then well cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we
