I find this all hilarious because it's completely true. All I've been hearing lately is "Aw, this is nothing like the N64." or "Aw man everything moves to quickly." and it goes on and on. Usually I just ask them "If you hate this game so much, then why do you play?" or something like that.
But seriously, I love the one about how "Now we're playing on a PC, and you're losing." lol