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Title: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 11, 2007, 07:49:22 pm
This is a Q&A thread where you, dear reader, may ask the Hero of Dreams any question you like; about life, the universe, and everything, anything as long as it is not related to GoldenEye Source, and I will impart my mystical Dream Hero wisdom upon you. Who will be the first to benefit of my boundless knowledge?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd on July 11, 2007, 08:36:01 pm
WHERE THE F**K ARE MY HARD-BOILED EGGS?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 11, 2007, 08:55:59 pm
Your breakfast is playing a prank on you. Your bacon also urinated in your shampoo, so watch out

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: InvertedShadow on July 12, 2007, 12:39:06 am
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Semedi on July 12, 2007, 12:41:13 am
Who won E3 2007?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 12, 2007, 01:12:27 am
1: Global Warming!

2: Palindromes, and also a man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Spire VII on July 12, 2007, 05:40:21 am
This is a Q&A thread where you, dear reader, may ask the Hero of Dreams any question you like; about life, the universe, and everything, anything as long as it is not related to GoldenEye Source, and I will impart my mystical Dream Hero wisdom upon you. Who will be the first to benefit of my boundless knowledge?

Referring to the subject line the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is 42.
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Polizei on July 12, 2007, 05:57:26 am
Should I buy Final Cut Pro suite 2 with a MacBook or do I really need to get a MacBook Pro?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mark [lodle] on July 12, 2007, 06:57:39 am
Im getting one so u should to :D
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on July 12, 2007, 07:31:20 am
so honestly, how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Jonathan [Spider] on July 12, 2007, 07:53:08 am
what fetish do you think is weirder than Apotemnophilia... cause i sure as hell cant think of one.
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Xanatos on July 12, 2007, 08:45:37 am
do you need mroe beerz?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 12, 2007, 08:47:46 am
- The answer to your question is get your own question and answer thread, smartypants!

- The MBP has a larger frontside bus, and apple kneecaps the macbook with a max 2Gb of memory, so have fun rendering frequently, plus no firewire 800 to grow into is a let down. The macbook's gpu is also gayhole, and doesn't have a mini dvi hook up i don't think. It could probably handle FCS2 only a marginally worse off than it's big brother the majority of the time, but it misses alot of avenues to expand its power over time and could be a drag during system intensive operations. So I'd say hunt down a MBP through the refurb section on the apple online store, since they come with a 1 year warranty which you can extend with applecare. I can see two 17 inchers outfitted with $3k range equipment going to about $2200. There are other ways and means to get your paws on FCS2. Essentially it comes down to how hard the computer is going to be used, what the editing environment is like, how frequent the computer is going to have to perform memory intensive tasks, all of which is usually related to the nature of the film material and production value. For more casual stuff, the macbook is a fine machine, and the $1000 jump is pretty steep just for a larger screen and only slightly expanded capabilities that probably wouldn't come into play outside of a serious indie or professional studio. With the intel cpus giving mac machines clear upgrade paths too, it's hard to go wrong either way.

- I can't wait for the Dropbear to annihilate it

- 3, as decided in the legal precedent Owl v. Turtle

- I suppose Fecalphilia is almost too easy, but a girlturd in a saran wrap diaper is more weird than a fleshy stump by a mile

- rhetorical questions result in flagellation!

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Lággy on July 12, 2007, 09:04:00 am
Why are there so many stupid 'know-it-alls' on Source games?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 12, 2007, 09:19:15 am
"Know-it-alls online, no balls offline" (c)

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: basstronix on July 12, 2007, 09:15:09 pm
What is love?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 12, 2007, 10:12:15 pm
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: olileauk on July 12, 2007, 10:23:21 pm
How tasty is a flangipan bread roll?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 12, 2007, 10:32:36 pm
Almost as good as a marzipan one!

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: basstronix on July 12, 2007, 10:39:17 pm
How many fingers am I holding up?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 12, 2007, 11:00:06 pm
how ever many you're smelling from the 2 girls you fisted last night. BIZANG!

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Sean [Baron] on July 12, 2007, 11:10:56 pm
Lmao
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: MtM0201 on July 13, 2007, 12:53:29 am
If a warewolf and a vampire were fighting, who would win?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 13, 2007, 01:46:00 am
(http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/kate-beckinsale-die-hard-premiere-09.jpg)
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Polizei on July 13, 2007, 01:51:30 am
Which tongue is the loving tongue?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 13, 2007, 01:52:59 am
(http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/kate-beckinsale-die-hard-premiere-10.jpg)
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Sean [Baron] on July 13, 2007, 01:53:28 am
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 13, 2007, 01:55:11 am
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day would be 63 butt cords of wood depending on season and metabolism.

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Polizei on July 13, 2007, 01:56:08 am
Ever see the show Planet Earth? I like that show.
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 13, 2007, 01:56:52 am
I like the squirrel that jumps into the sink hole.

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: fonfa on July 13, 2007, 02:49:56 am
why is there a country called turkey? and the's a country named peru, which means turkey in portuguese. that means that united states of america means turkey in some weird language like basque?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 13, 2007, 02:55:26 am
Human language is subjective. Also the pure ghey.

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on July 13, 2007, 06:28:14 am
what would you saaayyy.....you do here?
(http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/101cap007.jpg)
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Jonathan [Spider] on July 13, 2007, 06:40:33 am
dude this thread is getting way to funny, i didn't think kate beckinsale could be used in 2 answers if you can squeeze her into another couple answers... and my bedroom ill give you a beer.
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: mbsurfer on July 13, 2007, 06:55:10 am
What ever happened to the bacon on the back porch?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Ryan [Saiz] on July 13, 2007, 07:38:44 am
What is ragnor up to these days?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: MtM0201 on July 13, 2007, 05:18:44 pm
how is the ninja named Roger doing?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 13, 2007, 07:01:03 pm
-Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

-(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2380/underwolrdevoloutionif7.jpg)

-Raccoons stole it

-STOMPING ON ANCIENT MAYAN TEMPLES ;)

-(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4842/mrrogersem4.gif)
Chillin. Killin.

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on July 14, 2007, 12:23:40 am
What is the most undignified way to die?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: MtM0201 on July 14, 2007, 02:52:58 am
what would you do for a klondike bar? :D
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: mbsurfer on July 14, 2007, 05:12:53 am
What's with the cheez wiz in the sinc of the laundry room?  And it's NOT ORANGE@!@@#$! :o
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: InvertedShadow on July 14, 2007, 09:20:52 pm
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
what would you do for a klondike bar? :D
*shakes fist*
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: pizzabond on July 15, 2007, 12:02:53 am
if you are in a room with no doors or anything walls ground and roof are made a steel and all there is in there is a mirror and table how you get out?

you do get out but how....
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 15, 2007, 12:41:00 am
-Death by fat girl

-Global Warming?

-Huff it man! HUFF IT! Wicked buzz Spiccoli

-/Player InvertedShadow calls down the power of Zeus! MtM receives lightning smite!

-It doesn't matter how you got out if you're already out, duh!

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: mbsurfer on July 15, 2007, 02:56:27 am
What is the least favorite of your somewhat favorite but not really favorable movies?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 15, 2007, 03:05:39 am
Dropping my Dad's wallet in the toilet when I was 12

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: MtM0201 on July 15, 2007, 03:20:11 am
when does 2+2=5? (besides in earth science)
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Polizei on July 15, 2007, 06:18:16 am
Will I ever be able to charge my cell phone through hypnosis?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: pizzabond on July 15, 2007, 04:14:41 pm
whats did vegeta say about gokus powerlevel?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Lággy on July 16, 2007, 10:56:20 pm
Really, why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: InvertedShadow on July 17, 2007, 02:24:42 am
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? * (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI)
* Fixed.
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: pizzabond on July 17, 2007, 03:24:46 am
* Fixed.


wrong i put it that way for the heck of it
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: MrSentual on July 17, 2007, 07:07:38 pm
Where's the beef?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 17, 2007, 08:06:27 pm
-when there's a foursome and only one couple is using a condom

-hypnosis, no, electro magnetism, yeah baby

-WTFNYNETHOWSANDZ

-To get away from bad jokes!

-That's what she said

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: ConfusedWisdom on July 17, 2007, 10:07:54 pm
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 17, 2007, 10:32:52 pm
Madrid. Always Madrid. Or Montreal.

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on July 17, 2007, 10:57:23 pm
You are always on the forums, but your replies to these questions are usually delayed alot. If you know so much about the universe, life, and everything, then why must it take so long to answer someone's question? ARE YOU A QUACK!?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 18, 2007, 12:54:11 am
(http://pwp.netcabo.pt/miklops/images/DuckTales.JPG)

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Xanatos on July 18, 2007, 01:01:13 am
Do you liek my cs skillz? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFeAOC81dDY

ps it has degles im rly good with degles oh and i also like beeing the good guys. how bout yuo
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: MrSentual on July 18, 2007, 02:27:21 pm
Didja hear bout Super G.?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Polizei on July 18, 2007, 06:17:24 pm
When do you think this forum will get it's next "big boom in activity"?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 19, 2007, 12:54:19 am
-it's a nawk, not a deagle

-more porn for the masses

-Friday
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: mbsurfer on July 19, 2007, 03:33:27 am
-Friday
WHY MORE PROPAGANDA?!?!
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: ConfusedWisdom on July 19, 2007, 05:55:21 am
HEY KID WHADDAYA DOIN?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Sergeant Kelly on July 19, 2007, 02:24:26 pm
When does X equal 0?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 19, 2007, 04:55:29 pm
-For the welfare of the Motherland!

-BLACK PEOPLE

-x · 0 = 0 · x = 0
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: .sh4k3n on July 19, 2007, 09:18:27 pm
What would you do if I impregnate Kate Beckinsale (as I'm planning to do)?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on July 19, 2007, 10:48:23 pm
Abort the fetus, cause lord knows we don't need this love child
(http://www.vfxtalk.com/feature/luma_pictures/underworld2/luma_underworld_header.jpg)

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on July 19, 2007, 11:18:26 pm
friday friday lol
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: m-p{3} on July 20, 2007, 02:39:53 am
Who won E3 2007?
Wii Fit  :o
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: MtM0201 on July 20, 2007, 02:54:17 am
Michael Myers (Halloween) vs. Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th)...who would win? :P :D
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: X23 on July 23, 2007, 04:58:15 pm
Wii Fit  :o

lol no
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Polizei on July 23, 2007, 05:39:38 pm
What would you say is the single most illegal activity one can commit against the United States government?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Xanatos on July 23, 2007, 05:59:22 pm
DE NIRO AND LIOTTA - WILL IT HAPPEN? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIg4jWt4Fqw)
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: pigsy2400 on July 25, 2007, 01:10:48 pm
Why Do You No Longer See White Dog Poo??
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on August 10, 2007, 10:00:15 am
YOU ARE WAY BEHIND ON YOUR ANSWERS
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Jamie174 on August 10, 2007, 10:03:21 pm
if you wanna do nothing you're gonna have to do something wich is nothing wich means that even if you wanna do nothing you're gonna have to do something... is that logic ???
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: olileauk on August 11, 2007, 02:30:41 pm
How is it POSSIBLE?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: oboe on August 20, 2007, 02:45:52 am
Dear Lo-Fi,
What's the easiest way to be able to score over 100k in Score Attack mode on Planet Puzzle League?
Thanks,

Weclock.
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on August 20, 2007, 05:41:01 pm
-Jason, with his epic nasty face

-Mastication

-NEVAR.

-THE RHYME DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.

-GREAT ANSWERS TAKE GREAT TIME. AND GREATNESS.

-No, because nothing is not something. Nothing is simply a designation for that which does not exist.

-EPIC LULZ.

-Aim for the head, it takes the zombies down the hardest. SERIOUS.

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: olileauk on August 20, 2007, 10:16:33 pm
if EPIC LULZ make it possible, what is it?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on August 20, 2007, 10:46:13 pm
-Epic Fail, which produce epic lulz!

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on August 20, 2007, 10:54:52 pm
hows many pews does it take for fonfa to pull out his shoe mines
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: oboe on August 20, 2007, 11:22:12 pm
How do you get Zombies from Planet Puzzle League?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: monkeyface on August 20, 2007, 11:40:58 pm
What is love?
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on August 21, 2007, 01:21:59 am
-The infection, just like everybody else

-She said you hurt her so
She almost lost her mind.
But now she said she knows
You're not the hurting kind.
She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad.

That and endorphins floating around in your hypothalamus

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Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: oboe on August 21, 2007, 02:37:13 am
But there's no zombies in Planet Puzzle League...
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on August 21, 2007, 03:32:19 am
you failed to answer my question
Title: Re: Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Jeron [SharpSh00tah] on August 21, 2007, 05:36:08 am
Life Is a Bitch, Until You Marry One!