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Debriefing => Off-Topic Lounge => Topic started by: EMH Mark I on December 24, 2009, 02:58:11 am

Title: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: EMH Mark I on December 24, 2009, 02:58:11 am

If you're all hardcore fans like I am, I think you'll love this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEaGhweF1g0&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEaGhweF1g0&feature=player_embedded)

This reviewer probably had a lobotomy at some point prior to making this.

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: JcFerggy on December 24, 2009, 03:06:28 am

I know I have seen this video before, but I can't seem to find the old topic about it. Funny to listen to either way.

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: Rodney 1.666 on December 24, 2009, 07:08:36 am

Yeah, there's a thread for this already.
"Gaming in Clinton Years" fails at reviews. The voice sounds professional, but the words make my head hurt.
The SNES DooM review is also laughable for many reasons, but the GE007 one is just retarded.

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: JcFerggy on December 24, 2009, 07:47:55 am

Here is the video with out the talking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5-zAljF4B0

I like how he said people don't buy games for the multiplayer, but yet that is all of GoldenEye Source at the moment.

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: kraid on December 24, 2009, 09:08:10 am

He says that he cannot show Multiplayer because he only got one Controller.
This guy is a retard.
And sure, i didn't buy GE64 only because of Multiplayer, but because it's a real good game SP and MP.
He's trying to apply todays standarts to a Game which is over 11 Years old.
If i remember correctly, there were not many FPS having a huge background story or cinematic cut scenes at this time.
In case i didn't allready mention it: THIS GUY IS STUPID!

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: Maxaxle on December 24, 2009, 08:48:39 pm

Fail-viewer.

That's all I need to say.

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: Jeron [SharpSh00tah] on December 25, 2009, 04:31:01 am

"Dont use the sniper rifle for aiming at objects"

Wow

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: Josh [SLX] on December 25, 2009, 05:11:58 am

that was simply the worst review i've ever heard.

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: Wake[of]theBunT on December 25, 2009, 05:36:37 am

Lol

I love the original version, but also the guys who rip into his review.

In another video they talk about him coz it shows him "hes like some bill orielly retarded relative" and its a classic call because he looks very much like a middle age bill clone, appearance wise and demeaner.

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: V!NCENT on January 02, 2010, 09:53:10 am

Hahahaha ;D x'D

Is this guy even serious? If you view it as a joke you'll laugh your ass of x'D

Title: Re: GoldenEye is a Terrible Game
Post by: Rodney 1.666 on January 02, 2010, 09:16:21 pm

"If you want plot development there's a whole 2-hour movie you can watch you know..."

Indeed.
Someone ought to rip into that video s'more on a deeper level. Like they said, I don't even know where to begin...