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Title: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: Jeron [SharpSh00tah] on November 19, 2008, 04:00:09 pm: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.
Title: Re: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: kraid on November 19, 2008, 04:03:57 pm: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: Loafie, Hero of Dreams on November 19, 2008, 04:44:09 pm: Listen to William Shatner's "Has Been," you would love it
Title: Re: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: Doc.NO on November 19, 2008, 05:30:38 pm: lmao. gime a lil bit of your weed. please.
Title: Re: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: X-tra on November 19, 2008, 09:32:34 pm: What's the point of that ? Bull schitt!!!

Lol just kidding ;D
Title: Re: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: Mike [fourtecks] on November 19, 2008, 10:06:44 pm: OLLLLLDDD .... ;)
Title: Re: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: WNxCJL9788 on November 20, 2008, 08:36:27 pm: Quote from: Mike [fourtecks] on November 19, 2008, 10:06:44 pm
OLLLLLDDD .... ;)
Indeed.

But still funny :P
Title: Re: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: JamesBondMan on December 13, 2008, 11:56:03 pm: Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. No Shit!!!
Title: Re: For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
Post by: Ruone Delacroix on December 18, 2008, 01:35:37 am: I have two of those shirts. I made it 6 hours through one of my high school days once before getting yelled at it for content.

Sooo close.