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Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« on: September 01, 2007, 12:03:52 am »

Ninja ‘affront’ angers kung fu monks

BEIJING - China’s Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.

Shaolin Temple, in the northern province of Henan, became famous in the West as the training ground for Kwai Chang ”Grasshopper” Caine in the 1970s “Kung Fu” TV series.

Ninjas — professional assassins trained in martial arts — date back to medieval Japan.

“The so-called defeat is purely fabricated, and we demand the Internet user to apologize to the whole nation for the wrongs he or she did,” the Beijing News said, citing a notice announced by a lawyer for the Shaolin monks.

Emotions running high
Relations between Chinese and Japanese are sensitive at the best of times, with emotions still running high over Japan’s invasion and occupation of parts of China in the first half of the 20th Century.

The Internet user, calling themselves “Five Minutes Every Day,” said on an online forum last week that a Japanese ninja came to Shaolin, asked for a fight and many monks failed to beat him, the newspaper said.

The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain,” the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post.

The Shaolin Temple “strongly condemned the horrible deeds” of the user, the newspaper said.

“It is not only extremely irresponsible behavior with respect to the Shaolin Temple and its monks, but also to the whole martial art and Chinese nation,” it quoted the monks as saying.

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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2007, 02:03:20 am »

MSNBC = WIN.

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Someone knows how to hold a grudge.
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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2007, 07:25:29 am »

Of course the ninja would be inferior, they are trained with weapons, the Shaolin monks are bare-hands kind of homies from the get-go.  I heard this story on Walton & Johnson radio show this morning while @ work, pretty comical I'd say.
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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2007, 10:11:59 am »

replace chuck norris with clint eastwood or charles bronson and you have me

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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2007, 04:08:33 am »

replace chuck norris with clint eastwood or charles bronson and you have me

Bronson is a tool. Eastwood is the man.
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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2007, 08:46:03 am »

Polizei speaks truth.
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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 02:25:51 am »

yup, eastwood ftw.
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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2007, 01:20:28 am »

http://www.youtube.com/v/RQeZP3LKyNk

i dunno, they might have nothin on this guy.

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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2007, 02:23:52 am »

Eastwood would beat the shit out of him any day.


I think they based The Matrix: Reloaded off of that clip.
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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2007, 03:43:20 am »

don't know about that, but that movie (the killing) was a huge influence on reservoir dogs and pulp fiction. and everyone seems to like tarantino these days, so...LONG LIVE KUBRICK!

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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2007, 06:21:09 am »

I was just making a joke about the fight scene.
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2007, 02:09:12 pm »

I KNOW OMG my post was serious though.

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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2007, 05:25:26 pm »

SERIOUS.
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2007, 11:32:58 pm »

SWEET FRICKEN PONIES RAGING OUT SERIOUS.

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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2007, 12:03:20 am »

SUPER AWESOME GIMP EMBOSS FILTER COVERS THE PLANET
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2007, 12:57:47 am »

for those who SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW:

1. http://endofourworld.ytmnd.com/
2. http://aaaaaaahhh.ytmnd.com/

watch in order, the first one is a little boring but trust me, if you watch the first the second shall be worthwhile. this is better than any ninja or shaolin monk SORRY LOAF BUT IT'S TRUE

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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2007, 01:34:26 am »

SORRY I'M AT THE COOLEST SLUMBER PARTAY EVER DUDE

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Re: Ninjas VS Shaolin Monks / MSNBC is sort of awesome
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2007, 02:48:58 am »

Unless there are girls at that party, it's officially the gayest slumber party, ever.
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2007, 12:48:22 pm »

wtf loaf deleted his post :(

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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2007, 05:26:13 pm »

DID NOT. ADMINS = FAIL. CANADIANS GOLF BALLS WILL BE SHOT AT THEM.
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« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2007, 08:25:18 pm »

wow. who did it? THEY DO NOT BELIEVE THE THINGS THAT ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN....

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« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2007, 07:50:21 am »

draculas drink all the blood is the scariest :(
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