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Debriefing => Questions, Help, & How To's => Topic started by: killermonkey on August 16, 2010, 12:11:12 am
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I dunno. But I got this fucking awesome personal message today from Alex (IHateSticklers). Thanks for making my day that much better man!
>>>Aggressive because you openly admitted to stealing... be aware of what you are doing and not just "taking someone's word for it" we've been around for a hell of a long time and know whats up.<<<
Wow......... I came across this very bitchy and uptight reply you left to some kid and found it so uncalled for that you made me register an account just to tear you a new one, as you deserve.
Seriously, who the fuck do you think you are treating people like that because some kid didn't want to install Steam and buy a game he normally wouldn't have bought just so he can play Goldeneye Source, which I'm sure he was trying to do in the first place?
Oh, I get it, you're one of the developers of GE:Source. You put all that time and effort and want to get paid! (don't we all)...first of all, nobody, except for fat, out of shape video game losers with no friends or girls would be so desparate to play GE: Source that they would pay money for an entirely different game in order to get to the one they want to play, and second, how much good is any steam purchase going to be when steam goes out of business? Is steam going to be around forever? this is why you have so many people trying to get around buying anything.
guess what......no matter how angry you get and no matter how many "noobs" (like you stupid geeks like to call them) you patronize, there's always going to be a large population of gamers who demand free access to software and info, which in this case, is understandable.
If you don't like it, then stop making games and get a new profession because it's not going to change anytime soon.
And, as for your disrespectful, aggressive attitude towards others who aren't on the same level as you as a game developer/programmer, get it through your head that YOU AREN'T SHIT!!!
Believe it or not, I'm also a 3D modeler and programmer and although I know what we do requires a lot of time, skill, and patience, we aren't gods, here. Being a programmer, as good as you might think you are, gives you no right to talk to people like they're little fucking children. Yes, I know you worked hard on the game and want to be paid for the fruits of your labor, but CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!! You're not gonna retire a millionaire on your first major video game project, so, relax when you hear of someone trying to crack steam.
If someone wants to crack steam, then LET HIM, or else, if you're just gonna leave smart ass comments, keep your fucking mouth shut.
Original Thread Referred to: http://forums.goldeneyesource.net/index.php/topic,5273.0.html
YAWN, it got a little boring towards the end until he told me to shut my fucking mouth. I enjoyed that last sentence and it made me reflect. I never actually opened my mouth... considering this is on the internet. Maybe I should reply to posts with an audio file.... maybe...
Does anyone else hate me? Please let me know, I really enjoy reading feedback like this. Let er rip (think of this like a "roast")!
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OMG that was hilarious, thanks for posting it KM. ^^
I especially liked that part where he went like "we all want stuff for free so shut up when I'm about to rob the next grocery store or bank or whatever".
Did anyone tell that guy already what happens afterwards or asked him how he'd feel getting not paid for any work he'd done (like the guys at Valve that don't get anything for a pirated version)? I guess not. So maybe he should have read your post before complaining about it after all, he might have learned something from it. Still that part where he's talking about GE: S developers getting paid is confusing ~ since it's a free mod! :o
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Hah, you forgot to add LOCKED to your sentence :)
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I lol'd when I read that because literally everything was incorrect or just stupid. I doubt Steam will ever go out of business since Valve is probably rolling around in money right now from a combination of making such amazing bestselling games, as well as having a portion of the money made from everything sold on Steam. Plus if they ever went down for good they'd probably release an offline version of Steam or we'd all start using cracked Steam emulators and stuff. This guy needs to learn how to think.
I wouldn't exactly call KM an elitist prick or anything, but I think he could be if he wanted too considering he coded the entire mod with features previously thought impossible or extremely difficult to do, modeled our Bond, rigged several characters, made a few animations, and some environment art. I don't know what's wrong with that guy, I love KM! (no homo)
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Who has the time to register and then form a text-wall rant in defence of some useless nooblet?
It's not like KM teabagged his corpse or anything...
IMO it's probably just the same guy who's butthurt about not being able to play the mod without paying $2. Ah well.
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A comment you left in reply to someone:
>>>So.... wait, your trying to get help for a problem that is you don't own a game, when.... you don't own it?
-Get a real steam acccount
-Buy HL2:DM for $5
-Play any Mod you want.
-Done <<<
Damn, can you overreact and jump anymore down the kid's throat? Pull the 7 foot wide stick out of your overly-uptight ass and calm the fuck down. Jeez, god forbid somebody rattles the cage of your little nazi-run forum.
Quit being such a freaking stickler/forum nazi. What, you're telling me you never "illegally" downloaded anything?? Please..........you've probably done it so many times you don't even realize when you do it, anymore, so, lay off the kid's ass.
He didn't post a message asking how much a game cost nor did he post a message asking to be patronized and grilled like he's in a fucking police interrogation room for murder.
If you don't want to help him, then shut up and fuck off!
Don't worry KM, your weren't alone.
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Oh man this is getting better and better! The best part is its definitely not the same person.
Someone needs to get out of their parent's basement and fast!
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Ok anyway, no one hates me?
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Ok anyway, no one hates me?
I guess not. Sad much? :P
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I hate KM, but not the one here. There is a product at work called KM that goes into the tires that we make. The reason I hate it is because the ageing after it is made is like 6 hours, and there has been several times where I would do a run of rubber for a tire, just to find out it did not need it at that moment because of the KM.
I hate KM.
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I thought I was the official asshole of Goldeneye Source. I guess it's okay though if you're just keeping my seat warm while I screw around in L4D.
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I thought you were going to explain that you're a Lions sympathizer and take out your frustration on random Internet users.
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lol, I'll admit that i wasn't sure of km when i first met him....but I never considered him an asshole nor did I "hate" him. I love KM. He is the heart of this mod, you leave or break, we are all fucked. :) Love you (No homo)
....vc doesn't seem so bad now.....wow XD
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Hey KM, I hate you. You're..no, wait, no I don't, because you're not a douche. That's right. That PM is epic, especially this:
there's always going to be a large population of gamers who demand free access to software and info
which is particularly brilliant because those people are pirates or stupid, and that seemed to be the entire crux of his PM. Hahaha.
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It's sort of hard to take anything this guy says seriously when he's doing the very thing that he's "reaming" you out for.
The fact that he took the time out of his day to register an account just to antagonize you makes me think that he's a failed modeler / programmer who is insecure, and is trying to compensate by diminishing you.
KM reminds me of Beethoven - a no BS kinda guy who knew exactly what he wanted and made sure other people knew it. I think KM is humorous and insightful!
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KM is the bane of my existence
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Ill say I hate you just to be the cool one.
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KM reminds me of Beethoven - a no BS kinda guy who knew exactly what he wanted and made sure other people knew it. I think KM is humorous and insightful!
Wow you hit the nail on the head, if I do say so myself. Great assessment of my personality!!
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KM is such a D-Bag so I am giving him +1 rep
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KM is my favorite programmer <3 (no homo)
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Damn I totally agree with that guy, KM is a dick and only in it for the money. I say we strip KM of all the money he's made off GES and give it to that guy. Unfortunately I think he'd end up owing KM.
Heh, the hacker mentality of rebelling against the establishment doesn't translate so well when there isn't actually any establishment.
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HAHAHA This is the funniest thing i have ever read lol :)
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I thought I was the official asshole of Goldeneye Source. I guess it's okay though if you're just keeping my seat warm while I screw around in L4D.
Come back VC we miss you! (or at least I do)
KM is such a D-Bag so I am giving him +1 rep
-1 cause 666 is his number since he's a satanic asshole. HE'S SUCCESSFUL AND I'M NOT HE MUST'VE SOLD HIS SOUL TO SATAN!!!!!!!!!
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Well, I just helped out sorta; I gave KM a new function for evaluating spawn quality; if we're lucky it will suck less than the current... I really can't call it a system.
But I really can't enjoy playing anymore. Until I get off my ass, get a full design doc assembled, and get all the mappers on crack to create a completely new, 1.0-quality library of battlefields, aced all the way, I can't focus on actually playing without being distracted by all the little sloppy things we've allowed to stack up.
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I rejected his proposed spawn system. Too complicated for the marginal increase in results that would be seen from the current, yes it is a system, system. Anything over what valve has which is incrementally pick the next spawn point rolling over as we reach the end...
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Don't worry kids, he's said that on just about everything I've proposed and later forced through. Being such a dick, he must be stroked before springing into action.
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Being such a dick, he must be stroked before springing into action.
LMFAO! Take this internally guys.
HE IS BALD SO YOU CAN SEE THE NUTS ON THE SIDE OF HIS FACE-GO PLAY WITH SOM R/C CARS ON THE FLIGHT DECK FAGGOT. THEIR SHUTTING GES DOWN WITH LAWYERS BECAUSE OF YOUR DEPICTIONS.HOPE YOU LIKEDD ALL THAT HARD WORK FOR NOTHING YOUR A LOOSER
-kIDx
Confused about this one....
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Alex (IHateSticklers), you´re the man! I have the exact same problem! Last week I wanted to meet KM in his money bin, but his butler said that His Excellency Sir KM went out, driving agressive with his fancy rolls royce to the goldeneyesource-millionaire´s club. have you ever seen this place? man, it´s bigger than the dakota buliding. the doors, the stairs and the girls are covered with fine gold. prostitutes, big tv screens, cigars, gilden klobbs and cocaine everywhere. you can find the whole team there, all mappers, game artists, programmers, musicians come together to enjoy themselves, play billiard, burn money in the fireplace, go foxhunting. sometimes they even discuss important issues for the mod, like spawn points, may day´s gender or new achivements like "klobbering the hell out of you, you bitch", "fat valentin´s banquet" or "two rocket launchers will make it bright". but the big topic is clear: the financial crises and the effects on the mod. maybe they will have to sell facility_backzone in bad times. or control, because everything could be out of control. how knows?
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I think its safe to say everyone knows May Day is a man..... a man with extremely sexy legs.
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... and an invisible crotch.
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... and an invisible crotch.
So we can never truly know if he/she is a man/woman.
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Honestly, why would someone use something like Pacsteam? Steam games are dirt cheap. I don't have a job and I can pay some games in that store by finding change under our sofas in the living room. Who the fuck can't afford $5 for a Source game really? You can buy a foot long Subway sandwich for $5 and not a steam game? get the fuck out.
KM is a dick? I should be the one whose a annoying dick after flooding the Goldeneye Source Forums with useless 323 topics.
About that reply KM got, thats just childish. If he had a genuine Steam account, he wouldn't be bitching at no one. Give that faggot a permanent....
(http://www.kontrolfreek.com/itemimages/blog/banhammer.jpg)
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Honestly, why would someone use something like Pacsteam? Steam games are dirt cheap. I don't have a job and I can pay some games in that store by finding change under our sofas in the living room. Who the fuck can't afford $5 for a Source game really? You can buy a foot long Subway sandwich for $5 and not a steam game? get the fuck out.
KM is a dick? I should be the one whose a annoying dick after flooding the Goldeneye Source Forums with useless 323 topics.
About that reply KM got, thats just childish. If he had a genuine Steam account, he wouldn't be bitching at no one. Give that faggot a permanent....
(http://www.kontrolfreek.com/itemimages/blog/banhammer.jpg)
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I like your posts about world events. It's good for people to stay informed. :)
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So we can never truly know if he/she is a man/woman.
KM is nor man or woman?
Then hes an alien!
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KM is nor man or woman?
Then hes an alien!
They were talking about mayday
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Or were they?
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Just to confuse things further...
(http://www.007museum.com/Mayday.JPG)
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Just to confuse things further...
(http://www.007museum.com/Mayday.JPG)
hmmmm I cant say whether its a female or male. Maybe VC can solve this.
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VC solves that baby EVERY night ;-)
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VC solves that baby EVERY night ;-)
Therefore:
Mayday = KM
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VC solves that baby EVERY night ;-)
Thats fucking gross lol!
aw man, now i wanna vomit!
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Therefore:
Mayday = KM
Unarguable logic.
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Thats fucking gross lol!
aw man, now i wanna vomit!
Grace Jones is amazing, what are you talking about? who doesn't adore that sexy lesbian haircut she has.
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uhhg lesbian haircut....fuck
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uhhg lesbian haircut....fuck
exactly...
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he was referring to an old alias someone had during beta 3 stage.
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Sounds like an asshole. We should track that person down and beat him to death with KM's ego.
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'Twas Hellbender.. i'm sure you remember him.
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Yeah, fucking Seminole fans.
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Better than these fake-ass Miami fans down here, fuckin' Tebow... Hes better than god to them
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uhhg lesbian haircut....fuck
It was the 80's. People did a lot of things they regret back then.
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I was actually just referring to proxies other name in game....but yeah. That too. :)
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(http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/tedturnercopy.jpg)
Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
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I was actually just referring to proxies other name in game....but yeah. That too. :)
Well I barely used the name so its nothing people remember me by.
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So, after all the bullshit that happened in the first post, now I would like to ask a kindly question to you all..
Who's the real dick after all?
its osaeed2k9
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Nah I really am a dick. I need to stop being so sarcastic with the newbies. I will refrain from responding to a post until there are at least 5 replies to it (unless its a non-issue topic).
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Nah I really am a dick. I need to stop being so sarcastic with the newbies. I will refrain from responding to a post until there are at least 5 replies to it (unless its a non-issue topic).
Nah i am. Your cool.
Im gonna stop posting useless shit too.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Consider it bumped just so killerMonkey can reread it. Your welcome buddy!
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Bahahaha, God I forgot about this thread.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Consider it bumped just so killerMonkey can reread it. Your welcome buddy!
km is thinking your a dick for bumping a 2yr old post :)
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Grace Jones raping KM while Troy films it naked.
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Grace Jones raping KM while Troy films it naked.
fucking gross lol
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These are the kind of sick fantasies that turns Proxie on.
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Grace Jones raping KM while Troy films it naked.
ok, i literally have to say this made me laugh 4 times in a row...after stopping and trying to regain myself. lol BEST quote in a long time.
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first of all, nobody, except for fat, out of shape video game losers with no friends or girls would be so desparate to play GE: Source that they would pay money for an entirely different game in order to get to the one they want to play
Really?....
lol such a flawed argument..in sooo many ways!
Correct me if i'm wrong but isn't the act of theivery the ultimate act of desperation? When you can't get something by the money earned from the sweat of your own brow? I mean, i'd have to be pretty ****ing desperate to rob a grocery store or a bank lol that would be the lowest of my life i'd feel!
Rather than shell out on some pretty damn good quality games such as HL2, TF2, Portal 2 or L4D and therefore not just get access to GE:S for free, but also own one of the critically acclaimed 'game of the year' games, he's so eager to play it hes trying to find a way NOT to spend any money and resort to the piracy way (thieving) and THEN has the audacity to say that only people who think and make decisions with their wallets are desperate sad, fat, lonely losers.
No, that would be the "desperate" sad, fat, lonely piracy loser who obviosuly doesn't have a job and thereford cant afford to buy half-Life 2 for 6.99!
:-)
For what it's worth, if I didn't already own every valve game made so far, hell id buy HL2 to play GE:S.
Jeez, we're talking about ****ing Half-Life 2 here!! :-)
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Grace Jones raping KM while Troy films it naked.
LOL proxie god your a goober.
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km is thinking your a dick for bumping a 2yr old post :)
I was thinking the same thing!
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But I'm not dickface killerMonkey!
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I took the time to read this entire thread and I still don't know the answer to the topic. I did however learn one thing from VC:
Being such a dick, he must be stroked before springing into action.
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But I'm not dickface killerMonkey!
He can do two women simultaneously. Are you hung like an elephants trunk KM? Must be difficult programming with a big cock hanging off your face. ;)
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What in the fark is this thread?? haha
*reads up*
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Yeah, I have noticed a couple of threads comments ending up with comments of a sexual nature, time to Google some porn and spank the old monkey's I think.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spank%20yer%20monkey (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spank%20yer%20monkey)
For those of you that don't know what I mean.
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More than sufficient context to know what you mean.
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VC is a dick for not kicking Killermonkey out of the team and coding the game HAHAHHA
but really, you both should code along together and hug and become friends haha.
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VC is a dick for not kicking Killermonkey out of the team and coding the game HAHAHHA
but really, you both should code along together and hug and become friends haha.
Hahahaha, That's gonna be hard.
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I tryed that already with them two... How do you think VC got back on the team in the first place... +1 me? Yayyyy meeeee
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You put all that time and effort and want to get paid! (don't we all)...first of all, nobody, except for fat, out of shape video game losers with no friends or girls would be so desparate to play GE: Source that they would pay money for an entirely different game in order to get to the one they want to play[/size][/color]
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[/size]Someone want to tell this guy I'm in the Military, slightly underweight with friends all over the world and was going to buy half life to play this "found out having both portals worked" lol. I can bet this guy has no life or friends. [/color]