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Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« on: February 28, 2011, 10:40:18 pm »

Hey everyone here at GES! I'm not too big on the source modding scene but I was talking to a worker here at a local Best Buy during slow hours and he told me he was actually a developer here, I think he goes by VC. He told me about Goldeneye source while we walked towards the back of the store so he could get something from the stockroom. In an unusual move he invited me to the back room to keep talking, and I said why not. Worst that could happen to me was being asked to leave.

We continue talking for a bit, now hidden way in the back somewhere, when he finally makes his move. Seems he could tell after all that I was interested in him from the way I was looking, and he made no attempt to ease into things. Our faces locked together in a furious fit of passion, quickly taking off each other's clothes for a hot midday quickie. I get down on my back and he lays on top of me, sticking it in my tight hole while massasing my boner so hard it could cut diamond. It had been a while so I did let loose just a little, but VC was understanding and didn't mind. He said he liked it. We changed positions, now doing it like dogs, VC's grunting drowned out by my screams of pleasure and ecstacy. We were both close to climax. "VC, show me how you aim in Goldeneye Source!" I said as he pulled out and I turned around, ready to take it in the face for him.

VC grabbed a keyboard nearby that happened to be out of a box in one hand, holding his massive smeared erection in the other. "You have to AIM your weapons..." and he mashed shift on the kebyoard furiously while is hard meaty sniper rifle landed a direct hit in my right eye. I wiped it out of my eye and ate his sweet bullet, while letting the rest drip off of my chin and all over my own rifle which had fired on it's own already. We cleaned each other up in the private employee bathroom and left, continuing our discussion about GES until I had to leave.

Well anyways VC, here I am! It's been a while since I played any Goldeneye, so do any forum members want to show me around the game and maybe how to shoot properly? I feel like I'm having a harder time scoring any kills than I did back in the day. Seems like a lot of shots aren't registering.
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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2011, 10:42:27 pm »

ROFL, this is epic.

*FRAMED*
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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2011, 10:43:59 pm »

I didn't expect it to go this way.

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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2011, 10:47:42 pm »

Somehow I did...
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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2011, 10:48:33 pm »

I love how 11 people are reading this right now.

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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2011, 10:56:33 pm »

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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2011, 11:06:53 pm »

Not sure if I should lock this or sticky it...
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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2011, 11:12:49 pm »

Play heads or tails.

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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2011, 11:27:13 pm »



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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2011, 01:37:52 am »

So anyone want to hit me up for a game? Maybe a private one, VC? =D
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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2011, 08:27:31 pm »

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You made my fucking day.
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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2011, 03:05:40 am »

epic thread...totally unexpected. I just busted out laughing with a whole lab filled with people....respect. :)

I would be willing to jump in game with you. I am not the greatest, but I could at least teach you the ropes. Personally, VC is your best option if you want someone that can "AIUM"
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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2011, 09:50:55 am »

This is almost too funny, I'm conscious of laughing loudly.

Going to be the one to say it. This is threatening to be a more erotic sex story than basstronix tales in the bedroom. It's at least filled a void we been lacking..

They did it in public! :angel:

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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 01:11:50 am »

Ahahahahah, that just absolutely made my week. I've always found the best way to learn is to just jump in and go nuts. RTFM? Naaahh.

True story, right?
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Re: Hi! A dev led me here, want to learn to play.
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2011, 01:51:44 am »

now thats developing.
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