OK, so i thought this was pretty cool so here goes
So me and a few buddies are chillin playing some n64 and the idea comes up to go-to the local Play-N-Trade and trade in these crappy n64 games in and get some "new" ones.. Both of our cars are broke down so we decide to walk down there.. It's a nice day outside and the walk isn't too far.. we walk down to the Play-N-Trade and exchange my 7 old n64 games for 20$ and get smash brothers and armorines.. [i REALLY wanted gauntlet ledgends[right?] but it was either that or smash brothers.. so naturally we chose SB] we chill up at the store.. talk to all my fellow nerds who are working and head out.. but first before the walk back we go up to the street where a dude in a Mario suit is out dancing his ass off.. we bust a few moves and then head back..
On the way back we cross over the road and pass one of the local churches.. where on my left.. i see a goat.. just chillin in the church parking lot.. thinking nothing of it we just keep walking "hah a goat"..... then it walks out into the street.. OK... sooo.. now we[my buddy James] feel obliged to catch this thing and find out who the hell this thing belongs to.. my buddy takes off his shirt, hands me his backpack with his sega in it[P-N-T didn't want it cus they said it didn't work
] and he goes to catch it.. this BIG ass truck[13 inch lift, usual Georgian culture] almost runs the goat over and the goat followed by my boy run back into the parking lot.. so this dude in the truck asks "what's with the goat?" "nooo clue man" so naturally he pulls this monster truck into the parking lot and jumps out [literally] with cowboy boots and all.. "Y'all aint never been goat roapin before?" he asks.. lol... now we got my boy James and some redneck dude chasing a goat all over this church parking lot.. about 5 minutes or so into this fiasco some woman's voice appears across the parking lot "THAT'S MY GOAT!! LEAVE IT ALONE!" and then this woman wit 3 dogs and a cat following her pops out of the church and commences running toward us "STOP THAT ITS MY GOAT, IT FOLLOWS ME WHEREVER I GO!" so of course me being me "i didn't see you standing out in the middle of the road 5 minutes ago?" blah blah... she tells us that's her goat and we can leave now.. as soon as the goat sees her it goes right up to her and they leave..
So then we collect James' clothes and walk back home to commence smash brothers pwnage..
All in all i think this was a cool story and felt like sharing it with y'all lol.. you see chickens out in peoples yards all the time [We don't live in the country.. it's more of a suburban mix.. Metro Atlanta are the "slummish" areas north west of Atlanta we call home] but a goat.. beastly horns and all.. just appears out of no where and to find out this tiny 5'6 looking woman owns it.. Welcome to Georgia!
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Topic: Random Story by Sp1nn3y. [aka: That Cake Was Good] (Read 11455 times)