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I got a job with a computer store!

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PPK:
Congrats man! That's good news and the prospect of your future payment is good too. I just hope you enjoy it: that's probably one the most important things when you have a job.

V!NCENT:

--- Quote from: Sergeant Kelly on February 17, 2010, 05:55:42 am ---Congrats man! Not only do you get to work with computers, you get paid too. ;)
--- End quote ---
While his salary is very awesome for the kind of job that he has, reimaging Windows installs and testing/swapping pc parts isn't as awesome as you might think it is...

"Computer is not listening to me! If I click on the blue E the Windows program tells me I can't have internet because of error x21234213... I don't understand... my computer is only 2 months old and it is already broken. And Vista also doesn't send my emails anymore I think..."

*Stay calm... count to ten... stay professional... okey*

"Ehm mam, your computer is fine but your internet connection is down"
-"But I did nothing. I plug it in and it used to work and I pay AOL every month so that is not the problem."
*resist... resist... do not smash your head onto the keyboard"
"Well mam, we just connected it to the internet here and it works"
-"Oh so it's repaired?"
"No we uh.... hooked it up to the internet here and everything is fine because there is nothing wrong with your computer..."
-"But what should I do? My daughter needs to go to the blackboard website for school and she has to send out email"
"Contect your ISP"
-"The I S what?"
"You internet service provider"
-"What is that?"
*FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*
"AOL is an internet service provider"
-"What should I aks them then? And I do not think I have their phone number because Google also doesn't work anymore"
"FUCK OFF AN DIE IN A FIRE!!!" <- which is what you should not say in order to not get fired on the spot. Good luck,

Oh and:
"My computer doesn't work."
-"What doesn't work"
"I don't know what doesn't work. You are the people that supposed to be good at it?"
-"Well uhm..."
"Well than I will go to someplace else to other shop that can help me!"

Good luck with that job! :D

Jeron [SharpSh00tah]:
LMFAO!

Rodney 1.666:

--- Quote from: V!NCENT on February 17, 2010, 11:16:13 am ---Oh and:
"My computer doesn't work."
-"What doesn't work"
"I don't know what doesn't work. You are the people that supposed to be good at it?"
-"Well uhm..."
"Well than I will go to someplace else to other shop that can help me!"

--- End quote ---


QFT

And everything else.

Josh [SLX]:
LMAO! That about sums it up right there :P

90% of our customers are completely computer illiterate and come to us as a last resort for the worst type of problems. And they want it done NOW!!

"Hello, DATACorp Computer Systems, this is Josh. How may I help you?"

"Yeah...uhm...I took my computer in there this morning to get fixed. Is it done yet?"

"And what is your name maam?"

"Betty Ray Sirmans"

"No maam, it will be tomorrow."

"But i need it back now."

"Maam your computer was extremely effected by several viruses and a worm. Also, there was a black widow spider in your heat sink over your processor We had to spray it down with Raid."

"Do what? a spider and a worm were in my computer? Well kill them and give it back. And why is there a sink in my computer"?

">_>"  "Beats head with keyboard"


Anyways, I found out today that i'm being trained to to become 33.3% owner in 9 months, when the owner leaves. I'll be put in charge of marketing after my apprenticeship is complete :D

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