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VC's Laboratory 90908: Roll Film
Sergeant Kelly:
If we get a new Ourumov, I sure hope the old one remains usable. If only to a select few or something. :P
And btw, Bond only plays on the no-crit servers.
VC:
You Only Live Twice
HE IS SERIOUS. I'm playing these in the order that the tapes are stacked; fortunately, Live and Let Die will almost certainly not be next, because I know that I have it on tape, but I cannot find it. I remember wanting to pack it specially when I moved since that was when L&LD was officially gonna-happen, and yet it's the only thing I can't find since relocating.
OM NOM NOM NOM in Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Cool, the UN is meeting in the top of the Epcot golf ball.
Sailors are weird. They say they are putting his body into the ocean, to be turned into corruption, until the day of the ressurection. So they're trying to create an abominable zombie Bond of the future. (!)
Nothing puts me in the mood for "hotel time" than watching fat guys collide. Fat guys seem to play a pivotal role in Bond films.
<!> Sean Connery has alterted the horde!
Tiger Tanaka, another MI6-side character option. Someday they'll catch up in character count.
I love how the Japanese is real, but not what the subtitles indicate. On that note, hearing "sake" deliberately mispronounced...
Tanaka's resort home has a good mix of buildings and terrain, it has promise as a map, I think.
There is a TF2 payload map, pl_cranetop, that was definately inspired by this film; its final section looks just like the SPECTRE launch base here.
What's the Japanese term for "Number Eleven?" Piranha no de OMU NOMU NOMU NOMU.
This rocket cigarette is accurate up to 30 yards, as long as you remember to sight your filter. Spam the cigarette, and you will be lucky to give the backstop cancer.
oh noez, ceiling ninja is watching you fornicate! So, Tigger's got his personal horde of junior samurai, and he doesn't have a competent guard detail arranged to keep enemy agents out. All-look-same isn't an excuse when you are asian.
They said that Bond was going to "become" Japanese, but they kinda got stuck at Vulcan, apparently. Fortunately, the "island girl with the face of a pig" is better looking and speaks finer English than Aki did; good thing she got ninja'd.
It's a pity we didn't see more of the Osato building. The archetecture was kinda cool but all we saw was one big room and a hallway, not enough to really make a quality map from.
James Bond will return in...
VC:
Dr. No
Holy shit! Dots are going damn insane! The prototypical intro-credits is weird, you can see how it turned into what it would become, and yet it seems to have no promise. Just more 60's lolwut surviving to the modern day. And in 50 years, be amazed at how lolwut our productions will seem.
James threw a hat. Quick, everyone demand that Bond get a throwable hat like Oddjob!
Quarrel could be a good MI6 character. Bright red shirt, toro toro! Snazzy hat, too.
Hey, Bond wears tighty whities. I guess you have to keep the royal jewels under tight security. That also might explain why he doesn't produce two offspring per film.
Canfield solitaire. Buh-duh-badaaah! I figured Bond would be more of the reading type.
No's nukeyouler operations centre might make a good map; it would probably shake out something similar to neo Control.
James Bond will return in...
VC:
The World is not Enough
Madonna fail. Forwarding with the fastness.
It's a good thing they had Random Guy explain what the hell happened. Rube Goldberg would be impressed by that exploding money trick.
"007, I would like to introduce you to this defective clown named ARRRRRGH. He was abandoned by the circus and I felt bad and let him follow me home. Fortunately he is at least housebroken but you should keep a rolled-up newspaper handy." The one good thing about the "reboot," no more John Cleese.
Renard might be worthwhile as a villain, though this movie is pretty damn lame.
Maybe Valentin's caviar/docks area could be a decent map. It would at least be something different.
Yawn. The only thing that could be worse than this would be if they tried to throw some overrated soup-of-the-day actress in as a Bond girl, like that Berry girl who showed her tits to get a five-film contract before sinking into obscurity.
James Bond will return in...
The Cy:
funny blog, mr. vc. and hell yes ! I totally agree with you, we definetely need more fat russian characters.......like Xenia or Q ;D
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