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Give me your one-liners
basstronix:
I came up with a couple more myself.
A baguette gets thrown like a spear, impaling someone. "Watch the carbs."
A car explodes. "These gas prices are murder."
A guy gets electrocuted. "I have a shocking personality."
Another guy gets electrocuted. "How's that for a current event?"
A vampire gets shot with a garlic laced bullet. "Hold the garlic."
I also plan on having a banana thrown in slow motion while on fire.
Sergeant Kelly:
After kicking someone's behind quite brutally:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta... (dramatic pause) ass..."
Loafie, Hero of Dreams:
--- Quote from: basstronix on October 28, 2008, 11:16:58 pm ---
Another guy gets electrocuted. "How's that for a current event?"
--- End quote ---
This needs to be delivered from a Cable News anchor
Mike [fourtecks]:
Someone dressed as Jean Luc Picard : "TEA. EARL GREY." -- *throws hot tea all over someone* -- "HOT."
Enzo.Matrix:
Bad guy is walking backwards and trips on a beaver. star say "Damn, that's one angry beaver"
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