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Polizei:

--- Quote from: Jonathan [Spider] on September 27, 2007, 04:35:04 am ---i wanted to get it, but the female scientist has my 360 in Sacramento, cause she wanted it for guitar hero. then she called me up about 2 weeks ago yelling "OMG ...Halo 3 comes out THIS September... i thought it was NEXT September.... you cant have your 360 back yet"

so she called me up yesterday and turned it on, and played the theme music as it booted up then said "... i have to go" and hung up haha
shes kind of crazy about halo, she played the first one when i got my Xbox on launch for about 6 hours straight.

im just going to have to wait till i go back to sac in October hehe.

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1. Get girlfriend into Halo
2. Get girlfriend to cosplay as Cortana
3. Introduce girlfriend to hot girl cosplaying as Keyes
4. Upload pictures of them making out.
5. ????
6. Profit

Enzo.Matrix:
kraid,  Metriod is out.

fonfa:

--- Quote from: Enzo.Matrix on September 28, 2007, 01:30:27 am ---kraid,  Metriod is out.

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he lives in germany lolololol

Xanatos:

Peon:
Aww man....I've been missing a "dump on Halo" thread. I will be left out no longer. Sadly, all I really had to say is:

"The Halo series is the most overrated video game/FPS series of ALL TIME." Case closed.

Once again Bill Gates has suckered tons of people into buying something, by slapping the (seemingly indicitive of a quality/technically refined product) label: "Microsoft" on it. Whatafuckingjoke. We got a guy who pretty much verbally trashes video game consoles back in 1996, and somehow sells out the #20 FPS of all time. It may be lower on the list, but who cares? It's more hilarious this time, because Windows was the cheap alternative to a good OS back then, and now there are better FPSes (that have been out, and continue to be released) for less money. If you hold Halo in the highest regards.....I mean no offense.....you're a retard.

I have never paid for any Windows product, and only continue to use it cause it has a stranglehold on PC games. The ironic part of this post, is that it would have been short and sweet, except for some unknown reason while I was typing winblows wiped out my post and I had to type it all over again. So fark microshaft, and all of their arsehole subscription fees. It's time for a vent.

I'm sure that at the very least Halo 3 is a good game, and it's a real shame that I have to bag on it because Bill Gates has a sudden interest in the video game console business. I'm sure that Bungie is a really talented group of game makers, and it sucks that some money grubbing farktard fell into a ton of money so he can buy them. Maybe all of these sales will pull them out of their $2,000,000,000 Xbox profit deficeit. All of this effort in claiming the console market, and they've lost 2bil so far.....I mean what the fark company in the world has that much money to dump on a product that it didn't give 1/2 a shiite about until it became really profitable?....wtfever. Good luck playing Halo 3 in 10 years when there aren't many functioning X360s left BTW.

If you want me to get into this further, and I can go MUCH MUCH further, just tell me and I'll quote the living shiite out of Dill Goats till your head spins. He's been nothing but a lucky, theiving, abusing copycat so far......but NEVER an innovative, tech savvy, generous guy who cares about his product. Probably the worst kind of guy that you would want to have a coversation with. I would pay about $50 bucks for winblows.....no more.

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